Soo, I'm listening to Eminem's new album. Relapse is the title, of course. I thought it would suck based off the singles I heard but YOOOOOOO!
"In the bed with two brain-dead lesbian vegetables/ i bet you they become heterosexual/ nothing will stop me from molesting you/ titty fucking you til your breast nipple flesh tickles my testicles"
this muhfucka.. only
yep, this album is the return of Slim Shady!
"I don't need help peeing/ I can do it myself, see?/ I only get naked when the babysitter tells me/ She showed me a movie like Nightmare On Elm Street/ But it was X, they called it Pubic Hair On Chelsea/ *deep mystery voice*Well, this is called Ass Rape and we're shooting the jail scene!*deep mystery voice*"
Anyway, it's a loooooong album and I'm not done listening.. but if you're up to hearing some crazy pedophilia/drug abuse/classic Shady, it's worth buying!
2 comments:
hmmm might have to listen to this album lol
lmfao! "Well, this is called Ass Rape and we're shooting the jail scene!" hahaha i like that! fAf still cant stop laughing off that one..whoa
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