7.10.2009

Shut Up Bxtch, Swallow.

Doctors had never suspected a link between the act of fellatio and breast cancer, but new research being performed at North Carolina State University is starting to suggest that there could be an important link between the two. In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years, the researchers found that those actually having performed the act regularly, one to two times a week, had a lower occurrence of breast cancer than those who had not. There was no increased risk, however, for those who did not regularly perform.



“I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act,” said Dr. A.J. Kramer of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine, who was not involved in the research. “I am surprised by these findings, but am also excited that the researchers may have discovered a relatively easy way to lower the occurrence of breast cancer in women.” The University researchers stressed that, though breast cancer is relatively uncommon, any steps taken to reduce the risk would be a wise decision. “Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

via awkwordsilence.



"In a study of over 15,000 women suspected of having performed regular fellatio and swallowed the ejaculatory fluid, over the past ten years..."


suspected? lol @ doctors assuming these chicks is regular chompers.



“Only with regular occurrence will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine,” said Dr. Helena Shifteer, one of the researchers at the University. “Since the emergence of the research, I try to fellate at least once every other night to reduce my chances.”

smh @ a doctor tellin girls to suck dick twice a week and admitting to doing it at least every other night.

4 comments:

Taylor Danielle said...

"so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine"

lOl! picture this.. BREAKING NEWS: Doctors say that swallowing ejaculation on a basis can reduce chances of breast cancer, tune in at 11 for more details.

lmfao what has this world come to? don't let the TOA (tweakers of america) find out..they'll just make up excuses to suck random d**k, excuse me "perform fellatio". and that female who said she get down with the get down every other night just tryna cover that sh*t up! "hey honey you don't want breast cancer do you? well they just found out a way to reduce the risks.." hahaha awl man i'll just stop now cause i'm on the verge of writing a whole essay..

p.s. men get breast cancer too...

A said...

I hate these types of studies just because the same studies are never performed on men. Like how going down on women might be healthy for them? lmao

AyeTajiddin said...

Taylor: TOA tho? lol wow :dead

Tuoiterugif: truth! lol im jus mad they suspect these girls of toppin dudes like she jus look like a sucker.

Ki said...

One big LMAO! so some cock juice will reduce the chances of me getting boobie cancer? That's interesting. Must be extra protein used to fight the disease that causes the cancer. Maybe.